Black Friday

"What to do if someone does not like the gift you got them"  Seriously?  If someone does not like the gift I got them it is most likely because either they are forcing me to get them a present, or they put up a false face to me, and I bought (or more likely made) based on that, in either situtation they need to get over it.  If someone gives me a gift I do not want, I let them know it was sweet, but not what I needed or wanted, and ask if they would mind me giving it to someone that can use them and/or want them.

We have reached the point in the 'season' were I no longer am shopping for things (that music makes me want to curl up in a ball, crying and sucking my thumb, this might be based on my first job being in the mall during Christmas season).  I am still willing to go to the craft store and/or grocery store to buy whatever piece I need to be able to finish a present, but I have most everything already.

Apparently biting ones tongue while sneezing is funny, oh, who am I kinding, it is hilarious.

Diplomacy with lemmings. ~ U

Nothing wrong with tranny lemmings ~ E
From space. ~ D
Tranny lemmings from space? ~ U

Polish jokes are the greatest, because they are white so you get away with it. ~ A

Half in the bush with my butt out. ~ U
Regardless of if you are half in or half out, your butt is usually out. Unless it is totally hot dog down the hallway style. ~ D

Wow, and you live with this? Were you drunk or high when you married it? ~ D

I was annoyed when I was covered. ~ A
So you like it on top? ~ D

Didn't you get an email saying how you are making things easier? No, that was me. ~ U

What are you doing? ~ U
Shuing you. ~ A
She is shuing you with her butt. ~ E