Thursday, October 31, 2013

You are a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust

What do you have to be scared of?

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

It is easy to take off your clothes and have sex;
People do it all the time,
But opening up your soul to someone,
Letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, and dreams
That is truly being naked
Think left think right and think low and think high
Oh, the things you can think up if only you try

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Do not fear death

Fear an unlived life
The more that you read
The more things you will know
The more that you learn
The more places you'll go
You cannot hang out with negative people
But
Expect to live a positive life
The truth is still the truth
Even if no one believes it

A lie is still a lie
Even if everyone believes it

Monday, October 28, 2013

I do not flirt

I just seduce with my awesome awkwardness
A wise man never knows all
Only a fool knows everything
Good girls are made of sugar and spice

Irish girls are made of Jameson on ice

Sunday, October 27, 2013

I would save you myself

But I am just a story

So I need you to join my team

Protect everyone you can

Starting with yourself

~ Batman

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Your life is your message to the world
Make sure it is inspiring

Friday, October 25, 2013

Life is not a measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away

Buffy the Vampire Slayer shot recipe

1 oz White Whiskey
.5 oz Peach Schnapps
1 dash Grenadine

Mix whiskey and schnapps into a shot glass.
Pour in grenadine slowly and watch it sink to the bottom.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Robert G Ingersol

The hands that help are far better than lips that pray

Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Everything happens for a reason

And that reason is usually physics




I am a horrible person

Do not judge me

My style is not your style
My life is not your life
We are all humans
Let us not hate each other
But instead respect each other

I Corinthians 16:14

Lat all you do be done in love

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

My mom and I grew up very differently

My mom grew up with a constant fear of damnation,
I grew up believing that God was love
(and starting rather young I added that if he were not then he was not worthy of me)

I am pro-522, not because I am anti-GMO (aI am not), but because I think we should know what we are ingesting

If only I talked to anyone who is homophobic ... cannot use awesome lines on people that do not exist

I hope you choke on a Chick-fil-a sandwiche and the only person who knows CPR is gay

What Sex Education Should Have Taught Us

Seriously, go read it, it is worth your time.  There is not a point when you have learned all there is to learn about anything, even something you do as often, enjoy as much, etc as sex.

Monday, October 21, 2013

I saw this and nearly cried

This is such a sweet story

Another horrible joke to help everyone get through Monday

The amount of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is two damn high

Whereas, I am female

Whereas, FE means Iron
Whereas, male means Man
Therefore, I am Ironman

Friday, October 18, 2013

Malibu Spiced Apple Crisp

4 large red apples
1 1/2 cups Malibu Island Spiced
1 1/2 cups old fashioned oats
1 cup plain flour
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 cup cold unsalted butter
1 Tbsp ground cinnamon
1 Tbsp ground nutmeg

Peel and thinly slice apples, soak in Malibu Island spiced for an hour.

In a large bowl mix oats, flour and sugar. Cut in cold butter until the crumble mixture has a sandy consistency.

Since you will use the Malibu Island Spiced in another step, take the sliced apples out and layer with the crumble mixture twice over in a 9"x4" pan. Pour the Malibu Island Spiced over the top layer of crumble.

Bake at 350F for 30 minutes

This recipe thanks to Malibu Rum. I love a company that comes up with recipes for its products, usually you can use a different companies product instead, but showing extra options is great.

A quick bit now that the shutdown is finished

You don't like a particular policy or a particular president?  Then argue for your position.  Go out there and win an election.  Push to change it.  But don't break it.  Don't break what our predecessors spent over two centuries building.  That's not being faithful to what this country's about.
~President Obama

Thursday, October 17, 2013

A quick update on why things have changed

There have been a few times when I could not try to plan ahead to keep the random geeky coming.  For example when I ended up in the ER.

I have been looking at post no more often than 30 minutes, but never more than hour and a half (because that is when I start getting 'are you ok' messages).

Today I tried to sit down and put more into the post, have them a little less random, hopefully that makes up for posting less.  Then I remember I am off to fight the Aspergers, which is to say I am going dancing.  Private club I used to go to all the time, the Wetspot was an amazing place, hopefully I get the same comforting feeling walking it to it tonight as I did many, many, many ... moons ago.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte

10 parts hot milk
2 parts canned pumpkin
1 part vanilla
1 part sugar
1/4 part pumpkin pie spice
5 parts hot strong coffee
2 parts Malibu Island Spiced rum
Whipped cream

Combine canned pumpkin, vanilla and sugar in a cocktail shaker and stir until incorporated.
Add the coffee, hot milk, Malibu Island Spiced and pumpkin pie spice.
Shake well and pour into your favorite sipping mugs.
When we’re feeling indulgent, we prefer ours topped with whipped cream.

This was posted by Malibu Rum originally, but as I am enjoying it I thought I might pass it on to all of you

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Monday, October 14, 2013

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Science and blaspheme rolled into one joke

NASA fun fact

I love the Cheshire Cat


It is like he understands me

A quick science lesson

Most of Christianity was stolen from other cultures


But once again this is something that if you follow me you already knew (more because you have a brain than me teaching you on this specific topic)

We need a Shutdown laugh

I live in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Washington


But my followers already knew that, though maybe not that version of the name

Monday, October 7, 2013

Saturday, October 5, 2013

I kind of just think all of Leviticus should go into the ignore pile

Individuality is fun, once you accept it

One explanation of the 'verse

Drinky Drinky Time

Namaste

Music is what keeps me going

Guinness is full of things that are good for you

Zelda's Lullaby Cocktail Recipe

1.5oz Chambord
0.75oz Vodka
1oz Lemon Juice
0.5oz Simple Syrup
1 Egg White
Lemon Twist

Separate egg white, add to shaker (toss yolk, or keep for something else)
Add the other liquid ingredients and shake without ice until foamy
Add ice and shake to chill
Strain into coupe glass
Garnish with lemon twist

Friday, October 4, 2013

For anyone on Washington Yes on 522

I will dress up as a dork


For actual Halloween I always dress as Romani, since I was 8, I do not see that changing any time soon.  When I was little it was about the colours and jewelry, now I do the hollywood romantic ideal version.

Any scientist can read and get a basic understanding from a research study


You need a Tony Stark level of genius to actual be able to learn, explain, and understand the different Sciences and Maths

Religion in geekdom

I love horribly geeky joke

So if I ever get married I need to be executed?

I need to make these for house and apartments, and put them right next to the doorbell