Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Time to make fun of the crazy Christians ... again

Too many Christians think they need to be in the biggest/oldest/newest/etc church.  Leaders seem to think the same way.

Sex is good

Rape is bad

Playboy understands

Can it be the 26th now?


Adding to the reason I should be careful about who I room with ...

these might get me sent to the hospital ...


Positivity is always a positive thing



Duck Face

My niece used to post duck face pics all the time.  I started commenting with 'bang' every time she did.  Then she started tagging me in the pics.  At this point she still posts them every now and then, but more to get a giggle out of both of us than anything.


Tennant does do the best duck face.

I am a huge dork

So this made me giggle.  Then I realized I would just want to ride it.  Screw the skiing, just ride the music.

Food Stamps

I am very lucky that while unemployed I do not need survive off food bank and food stamps, mostly because I cannot afford to live on my own (which would really help me in getting a job ...). While stuck in a loop of insanity I at least am mostly healthy.  Living with the parents means they keep a roof over my head, and food around the house.  I use the food stamps to have food outside of dinner and breakfast, this means I get to get slightly better food than I would have any chance of getting if I had to live on it all the time.

Cry more noob

I am not a football fan, in fact I do know very little about the game itself. I am however quite certain that part of the idea of home field advantage is that your fans get to mess with the other team via quite a few methods, including, but in no way limited to noise.

I agree with his points, but doubt it is that simple


And with this, goodnight


Monday, September 16, 2013

Pretty good comparisons ...


My toe

My toe hurts really rather bad, but it is a good thing, on a couple of levels.

I have had an infected ingrown toenail for a week, I kept putting off going to the doctor over it.  Today I went.

Based on the increase of pain levels I would not have been able to go out dancing on Thursday as I had planned.  I am in more pain right now than I was, but it should be getting better quickly.  Missing dancing because of a toenail just sounds stupid, gimping the next couple of days is completely doable.  I asked about being able to dance before the procedure started, so she offered to have me listen to music during it, when I said I did not bring headphones she told me to just play it through the speakers.  Now I get to dance on Thursday, and she found out about a new group (not that Balkan Beat Box is new, but it is new to her).

I knew the doctors at the office I go to were sex positive.  But saw a new level of that when I got an orgasm from the incredible feeling of the nail being taken off (the toe was numb, then shooting feeling).  The doctor grabbed some more pain meds, as I should not have had the shooting pain, I should have felt nothing, and gave me a minute to feel a bit less embarrassed.  Then she started asking about the S&M part of my sex life.  She wanted to make sure I was not doing anything stupid or unsafe.  While I was incredibly embarrassed, apparently I am not the only one to have an 'interesting' story from the doctor (she put it very delicately, but was pretty clear that orgasms are not all that uncommon at the doctor).

Attempting to ignore the pain of having had my toe nail cut off, must giggle


We need more of this


Sunday, September 15, 2013

I am quite certain that I would be described as 'weird big chested red head'


Foreskins

I am part of the populace that loves them.  I would not say no to sleep with a guy that was cut, but so far the intact have been better, and really they look silly both ways.

Everyone is prettier than me

Poor little pan girl

Saturday, September 14, 2013

My first love

I have loved many things over the years, but my first, and the one I keep going back to is knowledge and learning.  I have always felt called to teach, not as a teacher of ABC's and 123's, but as someone who passes on the love and respect of knowledge.

The silence is not all that scary

Until you realize how much you have dealt with them

Batman is the perfect man ... in DC

Give me Tony Stark, I prefer Marvel

Friday, September 13, 2013

Mega Man X Cocktail

Z-Saber

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz White tequila
1/2 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Melon liqueur
Lemon-lime soda

Mix all alcoholic ingredients and add to a highball glass over ice, add the soda, charge, and serve. 

A quick explanation about how I see this one thing

I post images here, a lot.  I always try to post a link to the person that did it unless it is on the image somewhere.  When that does not happen it is usually based purely on my inability to figure out who made/took it, because multiple sources claim it.  

Going back to what I talked about yesterday

The reason crushes usually stay crushes because I let the interest linger and build, instead of jumping on it, but because nothing came of it right away it stays at that level.  The people I date I go straight from interest to date, because I feel a connection, when I really should have let the feelings grow and involve.