Gaming Quotes

I am know to write down funny things said, and then loss the note. Here is one such note. Many of these make more sense in context, but read individually they are funny, just make no sense.

"Ship, Shipiti, Ship, Shipiti, Ship, Ship, Kaboom." ~ A

"Hey can I distract you, here is a baby." ~ M
"She threw a baby at the raiders." ~ D

"The cylons are pounding away, and oh, a tube of lube, spoot." ~ D

"Cylon Clause is better." ~ D
"Which is really a mind fuck." ~ S

On the other side, like from a different night, but clearly we have the same thoughts going all the time.

"I want a winged kitty mount." ~ A

"Tranny dwarfs, that shit be whack." ~ D

"We should move these, so they do not give anyone tetris." ~ A

"That would not be a hand job, so much as a body job." ~ D

"She could use you as a spring board." ~ D

"You could totally be his cock ring." ~ D

"Except they are blowing the wrong end." ~ D

"Shiv, Shiviti, Shiv, Shiviti, Shiv, Shiv rew." ~ A
"Don't Shiv 'Rew." ~ D