Gaming quotes

Before you think we are crazy, evil, or racist, well, we are crazy, but the other two are not true, just the crazy one. For those wondering these are from both D&D and Cosmic Encounter.

"Wizards book club of the month." ~ S

"Those hammered bronze cap people." ~ N

"Perhaps screaming for his murder was a bit too..." ~ S

"I am playing World of Commerence-craft." ~ N

"Pooky silently judges you." ~ N

"What contact information did you give him?" ~ E
"We didn't." ~ S
"So how is he going to contact you?" ~ E
(at this point I was so lost in laughter that I did not properly document)

"You usually go to conventions and play D&D, you never play D&D and go to conventions." ~ N

"It is literally like Alabama and you just said Black people are equal." ~ D

"Pickled Raelish." ~ P

"Have fun storming the universe." ~ P

"It's like Halloween over here." ~ B

"It's like a drive by." ~ N

"And now back to your regularly scheduled battle." ~ N

"The entire cosmos just shat on my face." ~ D

"I would not want to play 10 more games like this." ~ N
"Just like 9." ~B

"So what is going to happen at your party?" ~ C
"Fighting and drinking. There are going to be shots followed by shots." ~ N

"You need those troll HOTs." ~ B
"Yeah, all those troll HOTs." ~ N